Anna Valenzuela

Anna Valenzuela is ferociously funny. On stage, she charms audiences with stories showcasing her incredible resiliency and insight. No matter what happens in her life — car wreck, house fire, hysterectomy — she can turn it into a fantastic joke. Also, she’s hot.

“YOU’RE FUNNY AS A MOTHERFUCKER, AND YOU LOOK GOOD!” — Snoop Dogg

Recent comedy projects include her first comedy album, Murderpuss, produced by Burn This Records. Full of heart and chisme, Murderpuss features jokes about her challenging early life, wild adventures in dating, and navigating the American medical system under the male gaze.

In her limited but well-used spare time, Anna co-wrote and acted in the feature-length comedy Unfriendly Fire (Greater & Grander Productions). She’s also appeared in multiple short films from G&G and on Comedy Central’s Roast Battle, where she ground the dignity of competitors to dust with her kitten heels.

Consistently booked in Los Angeles, Anna performs at clubs internationally and nationwide. She’s been a featured performer at Warped Tour, High Plains Comedy Festival (CO), Altercation Comedy Fest (TX), Limestone Comedy Festival (IN), and frequently appears at The Comedy Store and The Improv.